#classicMe #clumsyMe

So I was sitting outside a bus stop, and there's only one bus per route on weekends (most annoying thing ever) but anyways. I was looking at a folder and I had my phone next to me. I looked at my phone and said to myself, 'You're going to forget that.' And I was like, okay, so don't forget to put that phone back.

I saw the bus come, and I put my folder in my backpack and got on the bus.

And once I got on the bus I was like SHOOT! My phone! Phillip!
But I tried looking for it first. (Bad idea) So the bus got really far and then I frantically pulled the cord for the next stop. And I couldn't really tell which direction to run because it was dark. So I was like flailing around. But I decided on a direction. And then I ran for my dear dear life for what was basically half a mile (if not more..) Like run Forrest run type running, NO JOKE.

But PRAISE THE LORD HALLELUJAH my phone was still there. I had to sit there for another 15 minutes waiting for a bus and MAN my tummy hurt SO BAD.

Yeah running on a full stomach is definitely not good for you.

My incompetence in life deserves an award. 
THE END. 
10.27.2013